"So I looked away for a second and I said ‘Hang on ! Hang on ! Hang on, let me just… like relax for a bit’, so I was just looking out the window and she got me."
Theodore Roosevelt chops a tree down.
if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science
Dear NBC, seeing as it’s my birthday next week, here is a list of gifts I will accept:
- Hannibal renewed for season 3
- A third season of Hannibal
- Season three of Hannibal
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!